Meghan's Mess

I just want to be adorable and terrifying. 30 years old, Female, Syracuse, NY. I lift, do you?
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captainjaymerica:

meghanwaslike:

captainjaymerica:

If you can keep me distracted during this class, I’ll rub your back and cook you dinner.

Pretend I am sitting next to you and running my fingers up and down your arm and then I lean in real close, so you can feel my breath on your ear, and I whisper “on your left”

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was gold!

I figured I’d get a giggle out of you for that one :)

What To Do?

erinlifts:

So, I have a dilemma that is about a year old. I keep thinking that it’s resolved, but then weird little things keep popping up here and there and I’m trying to figure out how to treat this situation. It’s kind of a long story, but I will try to keep it as short as possible.

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I’ve had to deal with situations like this before, too. (This got long so I decided to reblog instead of reply, I hope that’s cool) I’ll spare you the details, but after having a very frank conversation via text message (“our friendship has run it’s course, you are a source of stress and negativity that I do not want or need in my life anymore. I wish you the best with everything in your life: great health, much happiness, and success. Please do not contact me anymore, in any way. I have taken it upon myself to block all channels of communication, and I would appreciate it if you would just leave it at that.”) So i blocked said person on facebook, twitter, via email, I logged into my cell phone provider and blocked their number from being able to call or send texts (it usually “wears off” after 90 days, so you may have to do it more than once if they are really assholes about it.) so basically the only way they could keep tabs on me is via tumblr (which I’m not sure they even know about) or coming to my house. 

Having a record of this communication, especially all the times you’ve ignored calls/texts, and the fact that you clearly and blatantly asked both of them to stop communicating with you, means that if they continue, you have a case for harassment. Hopefully they’ll be smart enough not to take it that far. (this obviously will vary based on the laws where you live regarding harassment, but it’s not a bad idea. I never brought that up because I didn’t want the person to think I was threatening them or “daring them” to come at me in any way. I just wanted to be left the fuck alone, and luckily, I haven’t had any problems.) I would write it out, concisely and clearly in no uncertain terms, and copy and paste it to both of them. Do it on facebook and wait until you see that “Seen at 7:21pm” message on each one before you block them so you have proof that they read the messages. 

Just my 0.02. *hugs* I hope everything works out. Don’t feel bad about it either. Just because they’re long time friends doesn’t mean they’re people you need in your life. You have to cut out the dead weight and the toxins to better yourself. 

captainjaymerica:

If you can keep me distracted during this class, I’ll rub your back and cook you dinner.

Pretend I am sitting next to you and running my fingers up and down your arm and then I lean in real close, so you can feel my breath on your ear, and I whisper “on your left”

fitwordnerd:

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

This is the same for idiots in crossfit boxes who skip reps or write down higher scores at the end. Sometimes I wish crossfit didn’t put such high value on finishing times/reps/weights and focused more on movement standards/skills gained.

Yeah, I see that from some of the guys at my box (maybe girls too but they haven’t been as blatant). I am of the mindset now that I don’t give a damn how long it takes me or even if I DNF, I just want to do the WOD at or above RX with proper form. Most of the time I end up doing the guy’s RX weight, which is fine by me. :)

fitwordnerd:

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

This is the same for idiots in crossfit boxes who skip reps or write down higher scores at the end. Sometimes I wish crossfit didn’t put such high value on finishing times/reps/weights and focused more on movement standards/skills gained.

Yeah, I see that from some of the guys at my box (maybe girls too but they haven’t been as blatant). I am of the mindset now that I don’t give a damn how long it takes me or even if I DNF, I just want to do the WOD at or above RX with proper form.

Most of the time I end up doing the guy’s RX weight, which is fine by me. :)

aluminumcans asked: i am so, so sorry for your loss :(

jazzylifts:

:( ugh thank you. My eyes feel like they sting every time I blink. Lol in such a baby

You’re not a baby! Dogs are beautiful creatures that are never around long enough. They are so pure and wonderful and full of unconditional, unbridled love. Losing a dog is just as painful as losing a human family member, and I’m also really sorry for your loss. Cry it out. Anyone that judges you for that has never known the love of a dog, because if they did, they’d get it. <3 <3

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

(Source: revtomdildomolar, via maeamian)

kaitlifts:

fuckskinnygetfit:

buffyshot:

@therippedbarbie_: Got 🎃?! Keep pushing han keep pushing go go go! 😁 for what?! Well! For life in general! Not only competing but to be healthy and live and very fit and life style! 😁😃 count on me to be that 90 yr old in the squat rack and than pumpin iron in the free weights! 😁🙈 y’all think I’m kidding!!! 🙊😼

Ughhhh goal arms look at those puppies

Her delta make me cry wow

my delts need to get their shit together.

kaitlifts:

fuckskinnygetfit:

buffyshot:

@therippedbarbie_: Got 🎃?! Keep pushing han keep pushing go go go! 😁 for what?! Well! For life in general! Not only competing but to be healthy and live and very fit and life style! 😁😃 count on me to be that 90 yr old in the squat rack and than pumpin iron in the free weights! 😁🙈 y’all think I’m kidding!!! 🙊😼

Ughhhh goal arms look at those puppies

Her delta make me cry wow

my delts need to get their shit together.

(via shred-and-gain)