

It’s really bittersweet when you finally get to sleep with someone you’ve had a thing for, and then you find out they have to leave. Forever.
Thanks, anon. Hehe.
1. I’ve had threesomes, but nothing with higher numbers of people.
2. Not entirely anonymous… I’ve had sex with a guy or two after only knowing his first name and that he was hot. Then purposefully didn’t give him my number or any way to contact me afterwards. Does that count?
3. Yes. Two different girls. Not on the same occasion. All of my threesomes have had at least one dude in attendance.
4. In recent memory: http://meghanwaslike.tumblr.com/post/15102106122 I guess it would depend on how nostalgic I’m being and when you ask me, but I’m going with that for now.
5. As just strictly an observer, no. As a member of the threesome, yeah. I suppose I would if someone wanted to observe my technique.
Ha! Newt/Schrute. And very uptight blonde companions.
Seriously though…
Hahahahahahaha I love it.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in forever.