February 2012
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OkHell
The only messages I’ve gotten lately are from stoners saying they want to fuck my face or dudes that are older than my dad. I think it might be time to delete my profile.
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One Quick Random Grammy Rant.
I don’t understand what the deal is with everyone and Chris Brown. Yeah, he smacked Rihanna. That’s not cool. I get it.
After that, Rihanna made a track with Eminiem that basically stated Em was going to throw her out a window after he beat her ass.
Then she got back together with Chris.
So, uh, I get why people don’t like Chris, but why do all you idiots still like Rihanna?...
Anonymous asked: I want to feel my cock sliding down your throat.
Anonymous asked: Boner?
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An e-mail I got...
hey there meghan .
i know this might seem really strange but my name is jenn and i’m just wondering if annonymous is by any chance a guy named andy. i only ask you this because i’ve been trying to work things out with my ex and i was thinking he was trying to work it out with me. he has a tumblr and had told me when he dated a girl named meghan. then i saw your site. listen i dont...
Day Walker Talker: Allergies and Novocaine →
This guy is funny. Give him a read.
daywalkertalker:
Back when bed bugs were coursing their way through Manhattan apartments like an unstoppable rebel force (about a year ago), there was no feeling worse than waking up to a few itchy red blemishes on your body. Or at least that’s what I thought….
There I stood, staring at myself in the mirror one…
Anonymous asked: Tell us a story
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“I wish I could change my relationship status to “Easy like Sunday morning…”
– Me
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“What is REAL?” asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. “Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?”
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time,...
January 2012
42 posts
Anonymous asked: I would do you right now....if I wasn't out of town.
Anonymous asked: Ever skype?
Anonymous asked: I CANT WAIT TO MAKE U CUM!
It’s really bittersweet when you finally get to sleep with someone you’ve had a thing for, and then you find out they have to leave. Forever.
Anonymous asked: I love your blog, and I'd love to find out these answers: 1. Ever had group sex? 2. Ever had anonymous sex? 3. Ever gone down on a girl? 4. What was your hottest sexual experience? 5. Ever sucked cock in front of other people?
Wow this is hilarious. Is this real? OMG →
Hahahahahahaha I love it.
textsfrombennett:
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in forever.
Anonymous asked: You should start doing topless tuesday ;)
Anonymous asked: "my lips were wrapped around his cock" is quite possibly the sexiest phrase in the English language.
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Conquest
Finally, after two and a half years, he stood up and kissed me, mid-conversation. The kind of kiss that I had been missing. When he pulled away and sat back down, my lips were swollen from his teeth and my head was spinning.
“W-why did you do that?” I stuttered.
“Because I wanted to,” he said with a smile. The conversation continued for a few more minutes, and then he grabbed me by the back of...
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Oh Mom...
My mom sent me one of those e-mail forwards moments ago: “While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it...