May 2013
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May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
May 22nd
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May 18th
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Butts vs. Boobs
This made me happy.  ironanimal: Anyone who knows me, knows I like some nice boobies. Preferably on my face. But, in my heart I will always be a butt man. And I’ll tell you why. Boobies are bestowed to women through the genetic lottery. Some are predisposed to large, unwieldy, awkward sacks of joy and others are more fun-sized. Butts are something you can actively work to improve, and I value...
May 17th
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May 16th
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tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKS IF I WOULD LIKE BREAD...
whatshouldwecallpaleolife: No. Just, no.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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Whenever I see a puppy
whatshouldwecallme: yup
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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How to Make: Taco Shells made from Cauliflower
showmeprimal: happychomp: Read More EFF Yess!!! Baby, please make these for me!!  Reblogging because fat kid. Tacos!
May 5th
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Cosmo Sex Tip #642
fagmobs: Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text AND explain
May 4th
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May 2nd
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When you like someone who you can't have
whatshouldwecallme:
May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2013
81 posts
Apr 30th
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT EATING FAT MAKES YOU FAT
whatshouldwecallpaleolife: Reblogged directly from [WhatShouldFitBitchesCallMe]
Apr 30th
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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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All it takes is 20 seconds of insane courage and...
Apr 28th
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betterthanweakness: Every Deadlift session turns into a max session because I don’t know how to go light on deads. GPOY - going for another PR today! :-) Can’t stop won’t stop!
Apr 27th
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