February 2012
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OkHell
The only messages I’ve gotten lately are from stoners saying they want to fuck my face or dudes that are older than my dad. I think it might be time to delete my profile.
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One Quick Random Grammy Rant.
I don’t understand what the deal is with everyone and Chris Brown. Yeah, he smacked Rihanna. That’s not cool. I get it.
After that, Rihanna made a track with Eminiem that basically stated Em was going to throw her out a window after he beat her ass.
Then she got back together with Chris.
So, uh, I get why people don’t like Chris, but why do all you idiots still like Rihanna?...
Anonymous asked: I want to feel my cock sliding down your throat.
Anonymous asked: Boner?
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An e-mail I got...
hey there meghan .
i know this might seem really strange but my name is jenn and i’m just wondering if annonymous is by any chance a guy named andy. i only ask you this because i’ve been trying to work things out with my ex and i was thinking he was trying to work it out with me. he has a tumblr and had told me when he dated a girl named meghan. then i saw your site. listen i dont...
Day Walker Talker: Allergies and Novocaine →
This guy is funny. Give him a read.
daywalkertalker:
Back when bed bugs were coursing their way through Manhattan apartments like an unstoppable rebel force (about a year ago), there was no feeling worse than waking up to a few itchy red blemishes on your body. Or at least that’s what I thought….
There I stood, staring at myself in the mirror one…
Anonymous asked: Tell us a story
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“I wish I could change my relationship status to “Easy like Sunday morning…”
– Me
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“What is REAL?” asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. “Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?”
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time,...