Reblogging for @ZeroOctane
(via slashleen)
Butts vs. Boobs
This made me happy.
Anyone who knows me, knows I like some nice boobies. Preferably on my face. But, in my heart I will always be a butt man. And I’ll tell you why.
Boobies are bestowed to women through the genetic lottery. Some are predisposed to large, unwieldy, awkward sacks of joy and others are more fun-sized.
Butts are something you can actively work to improve, and I value effort over luck. If you have a saggy pancake ass, you can get yourself under a barbell and make that booty pop - with time and effort.
Sure, some are born with better butts than others but the best butts are forged through sweat and determination. And that is why I like butts more than boobies.
#keepitrealyo’
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
(Source: this-isakindness, via smartandstrong)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(via wilwheaton)
Y’all motherfuckers need science.
